How about Beorn? He can cook, and he brings all those cool animals with him (I'd pass on the bees though)
And why does everyone think that elves need all that hair-care stuff. Couldn't the hair be natural? Oh, and I've heard that the things Elves wear can be folded up into tiny parcels that you'd never know was a five layer dress.
Niluial: You want to share a room with Gollum!!!!!?????
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