Let's go with the cleanliness thing: You'd probably have the least locker-room scent if you roomed with a girl or an Elf. Mix the two, you've got a female Elf. Arwen would be alright, but then I couldn't hang up any posters of Aragorn (she might object a little!). Galadriel would probably be okay, but I'd end up with nightmares over her creepy-blue-elf-lady alter-ego. To think this over a little harder, I'd probably enjoy rooming with Aragorn, 'cuz to coin the phrase, he's 'so daaamn pretty'. And I'd make him tell me war stories and teach me sword-play. Or Faramir, because although he was a bit of a prick to Sam and Frodo (don't jump on me for this one, I've got evidence to back it up!), he got back in my good-books when he got all mushy over Eowyn. Or even Eomer, since a) he's awsome, b) he's got that protective big brother quality, c) he's 'so daamn pretty', and d) he went on a killing spree when he thought his sister was dead. That there's a nice, sentimental guy for you! I think I'm settled on this one now- Eomer or Faramir (they're my favorite characters anyway).
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