[Melephelwen]

Interviewer: Welcome to today’s show of “Interviewing a Moviestar”! Today we will interview The One Ring, about its feelings about being who it is – The One Ring. So, One Ring, what is it like to be a Ring, and the One Ring?

Ring: It’s quite nice actually. You might expect that when you’re a Ring, people would completely ignore you, or only use you to appear rich and powerful. I do not in any way feel that it is so. I mean, I give my owner absolute power, and I must admit that I do look pretty on one’s finger. I have never had an owner, that didn’t make me feel wanted, and that he liked me.

I: I see. You probably know there has been made a big fuss lately, whether you should be allowed to exist. Some people want you thrown into the Cracks of Doom. How does that affect you?

R: It has of course hurt my feelings. I can’t believe that somebody wants me destroyed. I mean, I have never hurt anybody, only tried to do good, and then some nasty Elf shows up and wants me to disappear! And when I tried to explain to them, that I didn’t, and don’t, want to be unmade, a Dwarf tried to break me to pieces! And everybody ran amuck and my own owner said he would destroy me! I can’t believe they think I’m evil! *sniff*

I: That must be awful. Well, you just led me to my next question, why do you think that even your owner, Frodo Baggins, believes you’re evil?

R: I really don’t know. My first owner, the Dark Lord Sauron, was evil, and now they seem to believe that I am too. They should really know better, especially Frodo. I’ve been his for 17 years and I’ve never tried to make him do any evil things. That should really convince him! All though Sauron has sent his Ringwraiths to get me, it doesn’t mean that I want to go back. Sauron was a horrible owner! He used me to kill people, and I’m really not a personality that likes to kill. I always tried to make him not to, but he wouldn’t listen… and now everybody seems to believe that it was my fault.

I: I really feel sorry for you. Let’s talk about something less sad, shall we? What was the most fun and/or interesting experience you’ve ever had?

R: Oooh, that’s a tough one, give me a moment please… Hmm, I think it was when I was Bilbo Baggins’. You know I make people invisible, and he always used me to hide from his relatives. Once, when he was taking a walk he saw his … aunt I think it was, or cousin maybe… anyways, he saw this unpleasant lady come walking and put me on immediately. He stood still, waiting for her to pass by without seeing him, he was invisible you know, and then he forgot to look behind him! *snicker* And one of the drunk Hobbits from the Green Dragon Inn couldn’t quite follow the road, so he was tumbling around and walked straight in to Bilbo’s back. It’s hard to say who was most frightened, him or Bilbo, but they both screamed, and Bilbo ran of. He hit the lady he was hiding from on the way, and she literally jumped several feet! Maybe you should have been there to see the comical, but for weeks, every time Bilbo put me on, I giggled uncontrolledably. It might have annoyed him a bit…

I: Pffffft! Sorry ‘bout that… That sure sounds fun. I wish I could have been there! Well, seems like we’re running out of time. Do you have any final comments, Ring?

R: No, not really… Wait, actually I would like to say thank you for listening so patiently for me. It has been a rare experience, and I am really grateful for that!

I: Oh, you’re welcome. We always like to have a nice chat, and you told a lot of things we usually don’t hear. Thank you for coming, it has been a pleasure!

R: *blushes* You’re welcome. Can I be interviewed again some other time?

I: Err, let’s see. In our next show we will be interviewing the Orc Krushkig about his role in FotR and TTT. Tune in for next post!

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