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Alatáriël Lossëhelin · 04-15-2003, 11:44 PM

Our guest today is Aragorn, man of many names & future king of Gondor.

I: Aragorn, welcome to our show today.

A: Thanks. It's really great to be here.

I: I've got to ask you, what happened to your sword, Anduril. It was supposed to be reforged before you guys left Rivendell. The films are 2/3 finished, and you're still using your old sword. What's up with that?

A: It's all Elrond's fault. He doesn't like me dating his daughter, so he hid the shards of Narsil and won't reforge it unless we break up.

I: Wow, that's a pretty tough choice for you. What are you going to do?

A: Break up of course. I can always find a a new queen (that blonde chick in Rohan is pretty hot for me), but I can't be king without my sword.

I: So, Aragorn, our readers want to know how do you handle hair and skin care while you're wandering out in the wild, and in all weathers?

A: Well, I use a special shampoo & conditioner that was developed for me by Glorfindel of the Imladris Salon. It has a lot of natural moisturizers such as fish oil, and really eliminates the flyaways. I also find that marsh water & mud baths work wonders for dry skin.

I: How do you manage to maintain your...stubble? Does your beard grow really fast or really slow? It always seems to look the same.

A: That's a bit of a film secret. We only film every 3rd day, so I shave after we're done filming and it grows back to the same length by the time we're ready to film again.

I: Since it's sometimes weeks before you can get to the laundromat, how do you solve the problem of clean underwear?

A: I don't wear underwear.

I: I guess that would solve that problem.

A: But I do use the Rivendell Dry Cleaners for those velvet outfits. Once I'm king, I'll use a local firm in Gondor.

I: Who's the better kisser? Arwen or Brego?

A: Brego's the better kisser, but Arwen's breath smells better.

I: Before we go, can you give us any hints about the third movie? Any sequences we should look for in particular?

A: Well, the battle sequence before the Black Gate will be pretty exciting. I am hopelessly outnumbered, but still manage to look manly & rugged. Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for the Shelob sequence. Sam's skillet maneuver is awesome.

I: Well, thank you Aragorn for taking the time to visit with us today.

A: You're welcome. I've enjoyed it.

Well, that's it for today. Check back tomorrow for Eowyn's cross-dressing tips.

04-15-2003, 11:44 PM	#20
Alatáriël Lossëhelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Road to Rivendell: 2491 miles from Hobbiton, with Frodo and Sam, homeward bound Posts: 365	Our guest today is Aragorn, man of many names & future king of Gondor. I: Aragorn, welcome to our show today. A: Thanks. It's really great to be here. I: I've got to ask you, what happened to your sword, Anduril. It was supposed to be reforged before you guys left Rivendell. The films are 2/3 finished, and you're still using your old sword. What's up with that? A: It's all Elrond's fault. He doesn't like me dating his daughter, so he hid the shards of Narsil and won't reforge it unless we break up. I: Wow, that's a pretty tough choice for you. What are you going to do? A: Break up of course. I can always find a a new queen (that blonde chick in Rohan is pretty hot for me), but I can't be king without my sword. I: So, Aragorn, our readers want to know how do you handle hair and skin care while you're wandering out in the wild, and in all weathers? A: Well, I use a special shampoo & conditioner that was developed for me by Glorfindel of the Imladris Salon. It has a lot of natural moisturizers such as fish oil, and really eliminates the flyaways. I also find that marsh water & mud baths work wonders for dry skin. I: How do you manage to maintain your...stubble? Does your beard grow really fast or really slow? It always seems to look the same. A: That's a bit of a film secret. We only film every 3rd day, so I shave after we're done filming and it grows back to the same length by the time we're ready to film again. I: Since it's sometimes weeks before you can get to the laundromat, how do you solve the problem of clean underwear? A: I don't wear underwear. I: I guess that would solve that problem. A: But I do use the Rivendell Dry Cleaners for those velvet outfits. Once I'm king, I'll use a local firm in Gondor. I: Who's the better kisser? Arwen or Brego? A: Brego's the better kisser, but Arwen's breath smells better. I: Before we go, can you give us any hints about the third movie? Any sequences we should look for in particular? A: Well, the battle sequence before the Black Gate will be pretty exciting. I am hopelessly outnumbered, but still manage to look manly & rugged. Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for the Shelob sequence. Sam's skillet maneuver is awesome. I: Well, thank you Aragorn for taking the time to visit with us today. A: You're welcome. I've enjoyed it. Well, that's it for today. Check back tomorrow for Eowyn's cross-dressing tips. __________________ "It's impossible to have Frodo without Sam, or Sam without Frodo. They're like two halves of one heart..." "If your hurts grieve you still and the memory of your burden is heavy, then you may pass into the West..."