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Old 04-15-2003, 11:44 PM   #20
Alatįriėl Lossėhelin
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Our guest today is Aragorn, man of many names & future king of Gondor.


I: Aragorn, welcome to our show today.

A: Thanks. It's really great to be here.

I: I've got to ask you, what happened to your sword, Anduril. It was supposed to be reforged before you guys left Rivendell. The films are 2/3 finished, and you're still using your old sword. What's up with that?

A: It's all Elrond's fault. He doesn't like me dating his daughter, so he hid the shards of Narsil and won't reforge it unless we break up.

I: Wow, that's a pretty tough choice for you. What are you going to do?

A: Break up of course. I can always find a a new queen (that blonde chick in Rohan is pretty hot for me), but I can't be king without my sword.

I: So, Aragorn, our readers want to know how do you handle hair and skin care while you're wandering out in the wild, and in all weathers?

A: Well, I use a special shampoo & conditioner that was developed for me by Glorfindel of the Imladris Salon. It has a lot of natural moisturizers such as fish oil, and really eliminates the flyaways. I also find that marsh water & mud baths work wonders for dry skin.

I: How do you manage to maintain your...stubble? Does your beard grow really fast or really slow? It always seems to look the same.

A: That's a bit of a film secret. We only film every 3rd day, so I shave after we're done filming and it grows back to the same length by the time we're ready to film again.

I: Since it's sometimes weeks before you can get to the laundromat, how do you solve the problem of clean underwear?

A: I don't wear underwear.

I: I guess that would solve that problem.

A: But I do use the Rivendell Dry Cleaners for those velvet outfits. Once I'm king, I'll use a local firm in Gondor.

I: Who's the better kisser? Arwen or Brego?

A: Brego's the better kisser, but Arwen's breath smells better.

I: Before we go, can you give us any hints about the third movie? Any sequences we should look for in particular?

A: Well, the battle sequence before the Black Gate will be pretty exciting. I am hopelessly outnumbered, but still manage to look manly & rugged. Oh, and keep your eyes peeled for the Shelob sequence. Sam's skillet maneuver is awesome.

I: Well, thank you Aragorn for taking the time to visit with us today.

A: You're welcome. I've enjoyed it.


Well, that's it for today. Check back tomorrow for Eowyn's cross-dressing tips.
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