[Meela]

I: right, lets move on…. now, Gandalf, you have quite a large part in the movie….

Ga: really? (looks down) I thought it looked pretty much the same size as always-

I: no, no, your role!

Ga: oh! I see- well, I suppose so! I mean I am pretty important, aren’t I?

I: some people might say so, yes. Now, in the movie there is a scene involving a fight between yourself and Saruman the White, the rival wizard. Did you feel this was portrayed accurately, or was it-

Ga: of course it wasn’t accurate! I could beat him any day!

I: so the fact that he defeated you on Caradhras doesn’t prove anything?

Ga: nope!

I: so, you don’t think that Saruman was proven to be stronger and more powerful than yourself?

Ga: no! They were just…. extremely biased, that’s all! Just because that Christopher Lee guy read the book before the movie….

I: so you don’t think your portrayal was just?

Ga: no! It was the most unjust thing since…. well, that other extremely unjust thing….

I: so all in all you didn’t really like the movie?

Ga: no!!!

(storms out of the room and joins Boromir in a cigarette- or pipe in Gandalf’s case)