[Nimrothiel]

I've got more quotes, but I will be posting them in minimal quantities as I have about eight pages worth of them. So, here's the first chunk:

Hama: Who goes there?
Gandalf: I am Mithrandir. Hurry and tell Theoden that a storm is coming. I have ridden all the way from Fangorn to consult with him.
Hama: Ridden? Ridden what?
Gandalf: Ridden a horse!
Hama: I don't see any horse. That's just a pair of coconuts you're rattling!
Gandalf: So what's wrong with coconuts?
Hama: Well you can't be using coconuts! Where'd you get 'em? Coconuts are tropical, you know, and this is a temperate clime!
Gandalf: So a bird carried them--a crebain! Now go and tell Theoden....
Hama: A crebain? Now hold on a moment, a five-ounce crebain can not carry a one-pound coconut!
Gandalf: Look, I need to speak with Theoden--
Hama: The air flight velocity of a crebain is--
Gandalf: Summon Theoden at once! We have little time! If you don't call him, I shall blast this door down through the hall and out the other end!
Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Witch King: Are you the Ring-bearer?
Frodo: Um. No.
Nazgûl 2: But if he really was the Ring-bearer, he wouldn't say he was one, would he, Number 1?
Witch King: Oh, that's true!
Frodo: All right then. Yes, I am the Ring-bearer!
Nazgûls: He is the Ring-bearer!! He is the Ring-bearer!!
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Grishnah: Any last requests?
Merry: Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.
The Mummy

Pippin: Are we there yet?
Strider: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
Strider: No.
Pippin: Are we there yet?
Strider: No!
Pippin: Are we (Strider stabs his knife right between Pippin’s fingers.) Wow, that's amazing! Perfect aim!
Strider: What are you talking about? I missed.
The Mummy Returns

Boromir: You ever been with a woman?
Aragorn: I gotta get the family farm back before I start worrying about that.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

At end of FOTR…
Legolas: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Aragorn: Well Leggy, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Legolas: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Aragorn: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
(Aragorn and Legolas look at Gimli for the deciding vote.)
Gimli: Okay... I'm with you fellas.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Legolas in Moria: Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Celeborn: You are a pretty old dame, aren't you. What are you doing with a dotty old son-of-a-***** like me?
Galadriel: Well... I haven't the faintest idea.
On Golden Pond

Aragorn at Helm’s Deep: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Patton

Sam: I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Gollum: That does put a damper on our relationship.
The Princess Bride

Gandalf the White: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have four fingers on your right hand?
Frodo: Do you always begin conversations this way?
The Princess Bride

Legolas: Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on perfection?
The Quick And The Dead

Aragorn: I need a woman.
Arwen: You need a bath.
The Quick and the Dead

Gimli to Legolas, as Balrog shows up: We should have brought shotguns for this job.
Pulp Fiction

Boromir: Why did it have to be a cave troll? I hate cave trolls.
Raiders of the Lost Ark

Gandalf: Meet me at the Prancing Pony. Be ready for me. I'm going after that wizard.
Frodo: How?
Gandalf: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.
Raiders Of The Lost Ark

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