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GIMLI: The DOG?!! You are named after the DOG?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*snickers* I loved that!! I never would have thought about Indiana Jones! I actually forgot John Rhys Davies was in that...*slaps her head for forgeting* Well, this is kinda of lame but I had to respond after reading that last one so here goes. You'll have to have seen Highlander the movie to get this. I'm also pretending Elves are immortal in the same regard as the movie ie they can't be killed unless you take their head.
Aragorn and Legolas face off in a duel. Aragorn is determinedly holding his sword while Legolas swaggers around drunkenly swishing his sword in the air.
Aragorn: You'll pay for your insult, let the duel begin!
Aragorn moves into attack position while Legolas stumbles and his long hair comes in front of his eyes making him look like Cousin It from the Addams Family.
Legolas: By Elbereth I've gone blind!
Aragorn quickly stabs him and Legolas falls to the ground. Aragorn turns around to leave only to hear a chuckling and see Legolas standing up again. This time Legolas can see, however, when their swords cross the elf watches his sword fly away after Aragorn disarms him in a drunken fascination. He gets stabbed again but once more gets up. Aragorn is getting frustrated after repeatedly killing him when Legolas suddenly holds up his hands.
Legolas: Wait, wait! I apologize for calling your wife a horse stealing egomaniac not content with her part and now I bid you good day.
Legolas staggers off using his sword to help him walk.