[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

no, it wasn't lame at all, Meneltarmacil!

here's another option for my previous post;


at the inn of the Prouncing Pony...

Innkeeper: good evening, little masters.If you're seeking accommodation, we've got some nice cozy, Hobbit-sized rooms available...Mr...er...
Frodo: the name - is - Neo!