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Old 06-11-2003, 01:27 PM   #24
Nimrothiel
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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When Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are searching for Merry and Pippin:

Aragorn: "They were here, there are footprints leading in that direction..."

*Legolas finds the elven brooch*

Legolas: "Look Aragorn, Hobbits!"

The fight scene between Gandalf and Saruman could turn into the fight scene from Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail:

*Gandalf blasts off one of Saruman's arms*

Saruman: "Ha! 'Tis only a flesh wound, have at you sir!"

*Gandalf promptly blasts off Saruman's other arm*

Saruman: "I can still kick you!"

*Gandalf then blasts off one of Saruman's legs*

Saruman: "While I can still stand, I will fight you!"

*Gandalf blasts off Saruman's remaining limb*

Saruman: "I can still bite you! Hey, wait, come back here and fight!"

*Gandalf, having tired of this pointless fight, turns and walks away, leaving "Torso Man" to his own devices*

Alternative ending: Gandalf turns around and blows Saruman's head off.
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