Off-topic, but welcome to the Barrow-Downs, Faybevin!
Take a drink when Legolas faceplants while running after the Uruks.
Hell, take a drink when Legolas faceplants ANYTIME!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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