[Tinuviel of Denton]

Pineapples to Orthanc to roadkill to Snowmane to kilts to Eru

Pineapples are fruit, bananas are fruit, bananas are yellow, yellow is a color, colors are everywhere, people watching you are everywhere, people watching you might not be good guys, Grima wasn't a good guy, Theoden was a good guy, so was Treebeard, Treebeard was an Ent, Ents are tall, I am tall, tall is cool, cool is a temperature as well as a state of being, temperature refers to how hot or cold an area is, hot and cold are opposites, boys and g.irls are opposites, boys and g.irls are afraid of each other when they're the age of some of my sibs, my sibs are younger than I am, I am younger than Treebeard, Treebeard lived in Fangorn, Fangorn is a forest, Saruman didn't like forests, Saruman lived in Orthanc, Orthanc is a tower, towers are sometimes made of stone, stone is hard, wood is hard, wood comes from trees, trees are sometimes grey, Gandalf was called the Grey (before he died), Gandalf was a wizard, Harry Potter is NOT a wizard, Harry Potter is not very smart, I am not very smart because if Meela reads this thread she will shoot me, Meela loves Denethor, Denethor liked fire, fire is red, red is a color, colors are everywhere, people watching you are everywhere, people watching you might not be good guys, good guys don't watch people they don't know (unless they're police, then it's their job to watch people), people who watch people they don't know are therefore bad, bad is not good, Saruman is not good, Saruman is called the White (before Gandalf becomes the White and breaks Saruman's staff), Gandalf is also called the White (but after he dies), Gandalf fell off a bridge, bridges have roads on them, cars drive on roads, cars run over skwerls, skwerls that get run over are roadkill, a guy I know has hair that looks like roadkill, the guy I know is a jerk, jerks are annoying, Harry Potter is annoying, so is Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker is a whiner, whiners are annoying, my brother is annoying, my brother is younger than I am, I am younger than Gandalf, Gandalf is a Maia, Maiar are like angels, angels are scary (if you don't believe me, check out all the references to when they appear to humans. They always say "fear not" before anything else), I think that the movie Jaws is scary, the movie Jaws is my three-year-old sister's favorite movie, my best friend says that my three-year-old sister reminds her of Alia from Dune, Dune is a book, I have not read Dune, I have read Farenheit 451, Farenheit 451 is a good book, the Silmarillion is a good book, the Silmarillion takes place before LotR, LotR is a trilogy, trilogies are sets of three, there are three Elven Rings of Power, one of those rings is held by Galadriel, Galadriel doesn't appear for very long in RotK, Theoden dies in RotK, Theoden's horse was named Snowmane, the word 'snow' is in the name Snowmane, snow is cold, cold is good (I like it anyway), books are good, books are for reading, reading is what smart people do instead of watching TV, TV melts your brain, your brain is in your head, you wear hats on your head, hats can be plaid, kilts are usually plaid, kilts look like skirts, skirts are what g.irls wear (at least, if you wear skirts, I would hope that you're a g.irl), g.irls are prettier than boys, boys are usually stronger than g.irls, stronger people aren't always smarter people, I'm smart, I have too much time on my hands, time is a precious commodity, diamonds are a precious commodity, Diamond was the name of a hobbit, hobbits are short, short people are cool, cool is good, Eru is good.

Houses to the way clouds make pictures to Mearas to dogs to Legolas

Well, Luthien, the record was 20 (set by yours truly) but now it's 32. Also set by yours truly. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ July 27, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]