Haldir to crustaceans to Idril to fluorescent pens to Happy Hour at Minas Tirith (which is never...).
Haldir lived in Lothlorien. Lothlorien is in Middle-earth. Middle-earth is surrounded by water; crustaceans live in water. Idril was an elf; elves drink water. Elves also write. You can write with fluorescent pens. They never had fluorescent pens in Middle-earth, much as they never had Happy Hour in Minas Tirith.
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