Fish have scales. Fish scales are hard. Hard is the opposite of soft. Soft drinks are soft. Soft drinks come in cans. Cans are shiny, as is the Ring. Frodo bears the ring.
Legolas to oil slicks to Minas Tirith.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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