I hope you mean Lotho Sackville-Baggins.
Washing machines are similar to dishwashers- they wash things. Dishwashers wash spoons. Lobelia S-B stole a lot of spoons. Lobelia is married to Lotho. I think... Lotho is related to Frodo. Frodo journeyed with Gollum.
Celeborn to soup ladles to Morgoth.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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