yeh, Elrond pruning the roses... *giggles insanely*
Saruman sits down with a cup of tea and watches Channel Palantir before inspecting the torture chambers.
The trolls and orcs group together and play poker.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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