[good idea at the time]

Yes, precious, we know all about tricksy rings, don't we precious? Yes, precious we do. We went to see the Two Towers, with Good Smeagol in it, didn't we, precious, and we takes the ring off precious, because we wants to be good Smeagol and let nice hobbit sitting next to us have a look at it. Precious tries to run from us, slips out of our fingers. We gets it back, but guess who sits behind us, precious? Guess who? It was a Black Rider. Yes, precious it was! 20 peoples all come dressed up, one even as Smeagol, precious! And the nassssty Black Rider sits right behind us! Poor Smeagol! But he didn't see the Precious! No, precious, he didn't!