Studio Reporter: Welcome to today's news. Latest reports show that Pippin is being punished for being a "fool of a took". We now go there live.
Repoter in Rohan: Thankyou, Brian. Yes, I am now here with Gandalf, a so far respected Maia, but who seems to be holding Pippin upside-down on the top of Orthanc. I am now being Eagle lifted to the scene. *gets put on roof* Mr Gandalf, Sir. Why is it you are holding Pippin upside-down, threatening to "end his pathetic existance"?
Gandalf: I have had enough of his foolish actions. Just this morning he used the Palantir, again. He was pulling a practical joke on Sauron.
Pipin: HAHAH! Yeah, it was a good one: "Hello, can I speak to I.P. Freely please?" Sauron ACTUALLY fell for it...
Reporter: We will come back to this story as soon as it is 6pm, and Elentari can get back online. Back to the Studio...
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