!!!idea!!!
Next time I go horseback riding Im going to buy a sword, Anduril or Sting or some sword and brandish it as I ride, pretending to slay Orcs as I go along...
Wish I was a hobbit...
AAH! Im not alone!!!
*nances furiously*
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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