I'd consider squirting some noxious liquid into my eye to look like Sauron.
Foot hair implants would be cool, but probably expensive. Does Regaine work on your feet? I remember Bart Simpson tries a hair growth formula on his chin to grow a goatee, but it never seems to happen. Maybe it's a hormonal thing... in which case my feet will probably look hobbity in twenty years, anyway!
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