Excuse me while I laugh wickedly. *Does so* It's fate, Bekah, fate, you cannot escape!
But really, it's not so bad, they're not telling you to go marry Elijah Wood, just that you go well with the quiet, hobbit-who-saves-the-world-whilst-other-manlier-dudes-get-crowned-king type. Frodo's not a bad sort of guy when not going spaceo over the Ring.
There, feel better? Look for my advice column, "Dear Dead Diamond" soon to be published in all major newspapers, magazines and flyers-on-windshields.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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