Rohan Man: "I love you with all my heart and will never leave your side, my love."
Gondor Woman: "Really?"
RM: "Truly! Wild horses couldn't drag me away!"
Gondor Woman: "Wanna test that theory?"
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Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers.
?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!
Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!
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