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Old 03-26-2003, 03:37 PM   #7
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Rynoah, the Overly-Happy has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

Romance in Middle-Earth would go something like this:

"I pledge my everlasting love to you!"
"I pledge my sword to you!"
"... your sword?"
"Well... yeah. What's wrong with that?"
"I pledge love and you pledge... a sword? Doesn't that seem a bit lopsided?"
"Yeah, but I can't expect you to pledge anything more than love because you don't really have anything better."
"... I take back my pledge."
"You can't do that!"
"Watch me!"
*He kisses her*
"... I pledge my love to you again!"
"Do we have to go through this again?"

[ March 26, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]
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