[Sillabub]

Elrond: THAT'S AGENT ELROND TO YOU, BUSTER!!!(it gets the point across)

Frodo: Moron

Merry: slug who's always eating something and takes up the parts that in my opinion would be better for Pippin!

Pippin: Adorable. Need I say more?

Gandalf: Old&Senile

Arwen: Simmilar to peach or Zelda; just waits and gets rescued, has NO personality!

Gimli: Another moron, less of one than Frodo (Ever notice how one of his eyes is usually wide open while the other one is half-closed?)

Sam: a FRIEND. He was Frodo's GARDENER, not his FRIEND! Plus in the scenes with him&Frodo I kept on being suspicious of some type of plot to somehow include annoying morals such as friends will always be there for you, the world is a happy place with sunshine&butterflies...yah

Sauron: I dunno what he was like, he just got messed up in my mind! HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN EYE *sobs*! That takes the fun out of it!

Boromir: In the book he somehow reminded me of Faramir, tho he's not mentioned in the FOTR. In the movie I got a whole different view of him and I have a respect for his courage and strength (hey, it's hard not to admire anti-heroes!)

Needless to say, lotsa the main characters were- put bluntly- morons. But one thing that outraged me UTTERLY was how they cut out Tom Bombadil and Goldberry! HOW COULD THEY?!?!