Celeborn: Elf with bad regrowth... Who had boring background, who writes trashy love novels... lol
Frodo: Freaky little hobbit who likes to wear jewellery rounf his neck...
Galadriel: Must be related to Professor Xavier in X-MEN bcause of her mind reading gift...
Sam: Who has a serious case of separation anxiety...
Merry&Pippin: Drunk 98% of the time..
Legolas: Spokesperson for Clairol.
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~
~My lord, Éomer~
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