[Morai]

Strange thing is, I can imagine Merry and Pippin hosting a sports show:

Merry: That Randy Johnson sure is an excellent pitcher.
Pippin: I would have to agree, Merry, he's my 5th cousin on m'mothers side, don't ya know.

I see Frodo hosting one of those haunted house shows, or something to do with supernatural happings. (Complete with the flashlight under the chin and all...)

How 'bout Gollum on the Home Shopping Network during jewelry hour?

Gollum: That was the ruby necklace at a preciouss price of $999! Now here's preciousss being worn by our lovely model Matilta. So pretty, preciousss, so shiny preciousss, wait, Matilda has precioussss! Nooooooooooooooo!
*Tackels jewerly model and takes the ring from her*
Gollum: *Looking at camera with ring in his hands* Preciousss not for sale! You hear that, you sneaksy Bagginssess and Modelssss! Preciousss my own. MY Preciousss!