Treebeard: Ground Force or Gardener's Question Time.
Merry and Pippin hosting Ready Steady Cook. Or sports commentators.
Arwen instead of Ricki Lake.
I think Gandalf and Saruman should team up as news reporters.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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