[Airehiriel]

I love it guy who be short! Isildur! Don't forget, he would also cut down rainforests and burn fossil fuels.

Sauron would be putting his evil spells IN his books.
Trying to get broadband for his palantir.
Spend hours trying to look at nude pictures of Arwen.
Pondering the mysteries of Ents and Dr. Pepper.
Catch up on his evil plotting

Wayne the Goblin would spend his time preparing his note taking for the meetings.
And preparing slides and movies for persuading Sauron the Ring will be destroyed in Mt. Doom.

Sam and Frodo - hanging around...and playing I spy.

Gollum - high diving off cliffs into lava.

Bilbo will help Lenord Nimoy make music videos with the hippie chicks.

If you don't get these, click the link in my sig, and you shall soon learn...yeessss...yeeeeeeesssssssss...that's evil, yes...that's gonna be good...