[Ainaserkewen]

Hee Hee! I love these they're great. More from they're childhood.

Frodo hated mushrooms and stole pies off window sills

Sam was a lazy slug and sat around and watched tv all the time, and was never able to get back his figure.

Pippin took(hee hee I made a funny) computer classes at the Y.

Merry was kicked out of his hole as a teenager and did more than weed until he met pippin who took(haha again) him to his classes, that's when pippin developed his clumsy side and was kicked out. Merry is now a hacker.

I got a funny mental image when you mentioned that legolas knitted, him sitting beside his grandmother, learning to crochet.

Denethor hated Boromir as a child before Faramir because Boromir was a pyro(like father like son) than faramir came along and liked poetry and dancing so Denethor decided this was worse.

Aragorn(who was called Estel) was a real teachers pet and he was such a goodygoody, then he found out he was king and he was like, Hah! I rule you now.

Gimly was actualy scared of the dark and needed a night light, which burned down his room so he was expelled from the family and learned how to paint from his distant cousin floid.

Gandalf was never young but he did study science in his youth.