LOL! Lacrosse!...god I hate lacrosse.
Boromir: Burning pictures of Aragorn
Sam: Giving Frodo poison in the morning with his breakfast and the antidote in the evening with his supper (Okay...sorry...only if you've seen Brotherhood of the Wolf.)
Pippin: Secretly reading (and acting out)Shakespeare.
Merry: Watching, filming, and selling the films of Pippin acting out Shakespeare.
Aragorn: Applying grease to his hair (Now with a special non-stick coating!)
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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