Arwen: making Eowyn voodoo dolls
Aragorn: writing sappy poetry to Arwen and forbidden love poetry to Eowyn.
Gandalf: waxing his staff (you think high sheen comes easily)
Elrond: shining his head piece to "she works hard for her money . . . "
Legolas: spreding clear nailpolish on his tights and mending his clothes
Gimli: stilt walking
Frodo: looking angsty in a mirror (that doesn't come naturally you know)
Aragorn: keeping count of days he wasn't the king
Sam: tending the weed patch behind his garden
Merry and Pippin: stealing from Sam's weed patch behind his garden
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