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Old 01-26-2003, 06:02 PM   #34
Skippy the Nazgul
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Sting

Arwen: making Eowyn voodoo dolls

Aragorn: writing sappy poetry to Arwen and forbidden love poetry to Eowyn.

Gandalf: waxing his staff (you think high sheen comes easily)

Elrond: shining his head piece to "she works hard for her money . . . "

Legolas: spreding clear nailpolish on his tights and mending his clothes

Gimli: stilt walking

Frodo: looking angsty in a mirror (that doesn't come naturally you know)

Aragorn: keeping count of days he wasn't the king

Sam: tending the weed patch behind his garden

Merry and Pippin: stealing from Sam's weed patch behind his garden

Your pal,
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