- When a Hobbit gives up the last of his pipeweed to his friend, you know that said friend is truly in dire straits (OR is a tobacco addict! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
- Elves' hair doesn't grow in strands like Human hair. It grows in flat bunches that look like extensions, and flaps around while they fight.
- Horses can charge down an 80 degree slope while carrying LOTS of Men in armor, but never trip.
- Bad guys drop their weapons at the sight of bright, shiny, white Gandalf.
- Men are stupid. They'll keep firing useless arrows at the extremely thick siege engines until a wizard tells them to fire at the un-armored (un-armored, mind you!) Trolls, pushing said siege engines.
- Men love pointy things. Just look at the expression on Aragorn's face when he gets Anduril. "OOOOOOO...... Pointyyyy!!!!!!!"
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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