-Grima stinks of horse
-Eowyn likes older Men
-Aragorn attracts dirt through a genetic fault (heads up, Jasta)
-Even though most Elves are supposed to be Dark-haired, about 15/16ths of them are blonde. Seriously, I've only seen about 5 dark-haired Elves so far...in all the movies!
-Gandalf has 'Stars in his Eyes'. Ooooh, Mental Image.
::Gandalf:: '...And she's buying a starway to heaven...'
The pain, the PAIN!!!! *Bangs head against computer desk*
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Athrabeth
*is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King*
Oh...and call me Morgy!
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