-If an elves hair is blonde then his eyebrows will defy logic and be black.
-Frodo will never learn that falling on his butt will *not* always enable him to esacpe.
-PJ can do anything he likes to Aragorn (throw him off a cliff...have him battle hundreds of Uruk-Hai single handed)simply because the third book is called the RETURN of the King.
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'What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve?
Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.'
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