Things we have learnt:
-No matter what happens to him, Gandalf always escapes
-Even though Aragorn and Legolas never wear armor, they almost never get all cut up and die (sorry i kinda stole ur idea)
-Whenever Frodo runs into danger, he always manages to look like he is about to pee himself in fear
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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