Ooh, DaughterofVana, you beat me to it! I was thinking "Lord of the Office Space."
Pippin: Hang on, Frodo - you don't come in to work, you have a complete mental breakdown on the way to Mordor, you claim the friggin' Ring for your own - and you're not even being called a "Fool of a Baggins"?
Frodo: Actually, I'm getting to go the Undying Lands.
OK, only works if you've seen it...oh well...
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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