I'm going to TRY this...
Elrond, singing: Do your eyebrows hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder...
Like a continental soldier?
DO YOUR EYEBROWS HANG LOOOOOOWWWWW???
Ok, that was bad... *Crawls away and hides*