Elrond: I have called you here today, to discuss the worst possible thing ot ever happen!
Legolas: Has someone bought a salmon pink cocktail dress?
Haldir: A really horrible shade of lipgloss?
Elrond: No my friends, something much worse, somehting which you thought could never happen!
Legolas: What could that be?
Halidr: Yeah, what?
Elrond: Orcs have captured the Herbal essence factory!
Haldir: NOOOO!!!!!!
[ June 01, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]