
Aragorn!

Yes, dear?

Does this outfit make me look fat?

No, dear. Haven't we had this conversation before?

No! Why do you ask?!

hmm, must be deja vu...
*flash back*

Aragorn!

Does this outfit make me look fat?
Oh, well... the good ideas don't come til 2 A.M. I should have waited an hour longer! (insert rolling eyes smiley here, use your imagination, I'm up to the limit)