Gandalf: *puff* Ahaa! Found you!
Balrog: *pant* Grrrraaaagh!
Gandalf: By the secret fire!
*KA-BLAAAAAM!*
Balrog: Aaaaaarrrgh! ... Woops! *trip*
Balrog: Aaaaaaiiii ...
Balrog: … aaaaarrrgh! *splotch!*
*Gurgle*
Gandalf: Pheee-eew! Excellent workout. I’m knackered!
Balrog: Yes, me too. *cough* I really must give up smoking.
Gandalf: Same time next week?
[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]