Legolas, you are first.
L: Ok! *grabs an apple from Merry* Now I need an assistant!
M: Hey!
B: I shall help. I need to work up an appetite.
L: Alright everyone! Watch me shoot this apple off of Boromir's head! *thwock!*
B: AUUUAAAOOOOOOOOOGHHH!
L: Uh-oh! Um, let me try that again...*thwock!*
B: HUUAHHH!
L: Uh, one more time! *is dragged off kicking and screaming* No! Let me try once more!