Cute, Elennar! You are "allowed" to do whatever you want.
Therefore, I shall now create a scene 8 posts long.
Announcing the first Middle-earth talent contest! I Oddwen shall be your host and judge this evening.
And the contestants are-
Legolas:
I enter my bow and pointy sticks!
(It's called archery, Leggy.)
What-EV-er.
Elrond:
I enter my fabulous flapping eyebrows.
Aragorn:
I offer my Houdini-like escapes.
Boromir:
I enter my ability to eat live squid!
(Eew, are you sure?)
Ohhh yeah....
Sam:
I enter my ability to never smile.
Merry:
M: I enter my magic apple conjuring abilities! See?
P: Wow!
Arighy then!