Urgh! Those pictures truly were awful!
Give my compliments to the chef! That calamari was excellent!
Calamari?
You mean it isn't steak?
No, little one. Calamari is squid, a creature of the sea.
Sq-squ-sq-sq-sq...
Squid.
YEEAARRGGGGGHH!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! QUICK, ANTIDOTE, ANTIDOTE!!!!
Can it be that the little ones do not like calamari? Its texture, its piquant flavor? How can this be?
TBC....(<<I love that!)