Well, no one said anything about the Lumberjack song, so I'll just continue anyway.
Ooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day!
Chorus: Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day!
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory! On Wednesday I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory! On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea! Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers! I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!
Chorus: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers! He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in...bars?! Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!