So what else have you got in that box of yours to embarass me, Uncle Bilbo???
Oh, relax my boy! I haven't even begun!
Ah, here we are! These are the pictures I'm going to show your wife...if you get married that is.
Not the bathtub pictures!!!!!
Like I said, you were very cute back then. And so were Sam...Merry...Pippin...Fatty Bolger...
Why, here's your first diary! "Today I tooked a cookie from the jar. Uncle Bilbo didn't know. I ated it in my room and it was tasted good."
Why Frodo...YOU took my cookie?????
Uhhh.........*faints*
Frodo? Frodo? Oh, drat. I wanted to show him the pictures of his second birthday...when he streaked across the party grounds wearing nothing but a bucket stuck on his head...hee hee...
Hmm, evil Uncle Bilbo?
Not quite canon, but what is on this thread?