I never thought of that! Rotfl! O wheeeeeeere is my hairbrush?
What about..."I love my lips?" (Or eyes, or nose, however that may be...)
I hope I can stop laughing enough to finish this scene, wahahaha! *wipes tears from her eyes*
Frodo, my lad! Welcome to Rivendell! I was just looking over my things.
Hello, Uncle Bilbo! What kind of things were those?
Oh, pictures, old toys, things from your youth. You sure were cute as a child!
(Thinks: Why do I not have a good feeling about this?)
Why, look what I found here! Your first diaper!
I wore...mithril diapers???!? !!!??
Why not? Nothing but the best for my favorite nephew, you know!
Ohhhhh nooooooo.........
TBC....hey wow cool...there's an abbreviation!