I didn't want to be the king of Gondor, you know. I wanted to be...
...A lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty river of British Columbia! The giant redwood, the pine, the larch! (sorry if I got that wrong)
With my best girl at my side, we'd sing, sing, SING!
Ooh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...