OK, here's my little (!) contribution to the songs theme ...
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...
[ May 14, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]