Ahhh! Where did you find that muffin site????
(watch out, that other one has some foul language)
Lord of the Muffins...that might catch on.
Aragorn, my old friend, how would you like a muffin? I just baked them fresh today!
No thanks Bilbo, I do not like muffins.
What? How can you not like muffins?
*starts singing* How can you not like muffins, they are so very nice...(check out Muffinale at the muffin site for the song...I've forgotten it already.)
Bilbo, I will
not eat muffins. Your muffins least of all!
How can you not like my muffins? See, you are making me very very sad!
Little hobbit, you are starting to scare me. I think Elrond might be able to cure you of your muffin obsession.