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Mornie Alantie · 05-06-2003, 07:06 AM

Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris.

*phone rings and it is put on the air*

who is calling and whats your problem.

We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person.

So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life?

both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum.

I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two?

I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean.

Do you have anything to say to that Gollum?

05-06-2003, 07:06 AM	#40
Mornie Alantie Wight Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it Posts: 226	Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris. phone rings and it is put on the air who is calling and whats your problem. We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person. So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life? both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum. I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two? I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean. Do you have anything to say to that Gollum? __________________ Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.