*After all the Anit-fangirls army is gathered they await the oncoming storm at Helms deep.*
The army of fangirls is on the march.
Wheres my poopski Aragorn?!?!
They flood the entire deep with more on the way.
The battle begins.
Aragorn it is hopeless get your men to the keep!
Nan Barad! To the Keep!
We must get to the keep!
As the others retreated Gimli is taken prisoner and is tortured by the cruel fangirl torture!